Scott and I spent yesterday popping three new frost-plugs into Francois the Ford. It took a few hours, but we got him buttoned up and out for a lap around the block. There was a coolant leak or two, which wasn’t unexpected since he was bleeding coolant all summer out of various places. A bit of stop leak, and he was perfectly fine.

Connor, Trevor and I planned an afternoon ride…and needed Francois to take us up to Alice lake to start our pedal ride. I changed, loaded my gear, jumped in Francois and turned the key. Nothing. Hmmmm…After a bit of fussing around I finally just blocked the wheels, tossed him into neutral and started the truck by shorting a tire lever across the back of the starter. With the roar of a poorly tuned V8, Francois was ready to go.
Down the street I went, with no problems at all. Taking off from the stop sign at Government Road, though, was a different story. Francois lurched and died. After a few tries I got him started, but there was something obviously wrong. With no power, it took me about 15min to get him back down the street and off to the side of the road.
No coolant leaks. Hmmmm???

I pulled the dipstick, just for curiosity sake. Eeek. There’s the problem.
One of the things you never want to see in your vehicle is a dipstick that looks like it’s coated in Mayonnaise. I popped the oil cap, and sure enough, it had a thick layer of mayo as well. Somewhere, Francois’ coolant had been mixing with his oil. Even if I do find the problem, and repair it, I’m still going to have to flush that thick mayo like substance out of the entire cooling system. Sigh.
I think it might be time to let Francois go.
-Dave